Careful how you answer. The author of “Fight Club,” “Diary, “Survivor,” “Invisible Monsters,” and other twisted tomes can be described as many things, but boring is not one of them. You might want to stress test your mailbox first, but he’s announced that he’s taking fall and winter off to answer fan mail and if you get a letter to him in the month of October you’ll get a response.
I leave it to you to decide if that’s a good thing.
Aha! There you are. Whew! I’m glad I found you again. I was getting worried.
Just got all caught up. I’m really curious about that Weird Al album, but afraid I won’t enjoy it that much because I don’t listen to the music he parodies anymore.
Have a great day!
wow…I mean if you actually do reply which is an unlikely thing…I would be grateful. However the likelihood of contacting one of your dumbbell secretarys somehow seems more likely, but hey I might as well try. I can say that I am one of your biggest fans, I have read Fight Club, Choke, Stranger Than Fiction, and Haunted I have found those that i have read very compelling novels. I would like to meet you some day, but what the hell would I say to you? “uh..hi i am a senior in high school…yeah!” not very exciting.