“License and registration?”
“It’s on my tag, officer, along with my shot record. I think you’ll find everything in order.”
“Kind of late to be out, isn’t it?”
“Some dogs like to go for a walk at night, sir. I’m the cruising type.”
“Do you known why I pulled you over?”
“I parked in front of the hydrant? Honestly, I was only going to be there for a minute–“