“Our Mrs. Reynolds”
Words by Joss Whedon and Rob Kuhlman
Music by Rob Kuhlman
Guitar, mandolin and vocals: Rob Kuhlman
Fiddle: Randy Smith
(Listen to it here)
She was a little antiquated. A little underrated.
She’s from that dumb planet Triumph.
She’s all kinds of pleasing. She’ll wash your feet then,
Tell the boys that girl’s a wonder she gets it done.
She was the sweetest girl in the whole Gor’am verse. Naked and articulate in my bed.
She says”I know my good Bible,” the furrow and the plow. “I swell to think of you in me.”
Oh, I’m going to a special level of hell. Son of a……”Night sweetie.”
“Leave me at the nearest port, never look upon me again.”
“I’ll make my way with the strength that you taught me,” You and Elder Gommen.
She was a little antiquated. A little underrated.
She’s from that dumb planet Triumph.
She’s all kinds of pleasing. She’ll wash your feet then,
Tell the boys that girl’s a wonder she gets it done.
So then she came on the bridge to tell a good myth about Earth that was.
“When she was born she had no sky. Stars would rush into her” lust.
“Her oceans would boil” till she could endure no more.
”She puffed her cheeks and blew out the sky.
Alone just us and the stars.” Night sky like a dream. “
“Won’t you please make this night what it should be.”
She was a little antiquated. A little underrated.
She’s from that dumb planet Triumph.
She’s all kinds of pleasing. She’ll wash your feet then,
Tell the boys that girl’s a wonder she gets it done.
She’s a good catch, She’ll cook ya fresh bao.
But never kiss her on the mouth.
She’ll never tell her real name. But it’s all the same.
She’s our Mrs. Reynolds. She’s our Mrs. Reynolds.
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From the creator:
“This is the incomplete version that will be on my all Brown coat album to be released at Dragon*Con 2007. I had a great time writing it. Hope you enjoy it and think it’s better than a rain stick. lol”