“Every time you stow away” by Jesse Graber
(Listen to it here)
(Chorus)
“Saffron, oh Saffron, oh
Why won’t you let me keep my pants on
Every time you stow away
You gave me a hat made from a tree,
You took off your clothes and tried to seduce me,
With your goodnight kiss
When you’re around you make things swell,
You make me want to go to that Special Hell,
That’s what I call marital bliss
(Chorus)
Against better judgement you came back on board,
You vowed and you promised you wouldn’t be so forward,
But honesty is something you lack
You turned the tables with your clever talk,
And left me naked sitting on a rock,
But I got people to watch my back
(Chorus)
Well you go by many names
But the character you play is always the same,
And we know your tricks,
At least Jayne got that dumb-ass stick
(Chorus)
Oh Bridget, oh Bridget, oh
Won’t you let me ever forget it,
How you took my gun away
Yolanda, Yolanda,
Gonna have to keep my eye upon ya,
Till you’ve gone so far away
Yosaffbridge, Yosaaffbridge,
What rutting rhymes with Yosaffbridge?
Wikipedia doesn’t say
Oh Saffron Oh Saffron oh
Why won’t you let me keep my pants on,
every time you stow,
with my heart in tow,
every time you stow away”
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From the creator:
“Great idea for a contest. What fun!
“I imagine three guys with bowler hats and a ukulele in a barbershop in some crappy town singing this.”