“Yo SaffBridge”
(To the tune of “Purple Haze” by Jimi Hendrix)
by Joseph Haight
YoSafBridge gets in your brain.
Saffron’s kisses are never lame.
I’m feelin funny and I can’t think why,
‘Scuse me while I kiss the sky.
YoSafBridge, she gets around.
Bridgett’s scheming to put you in the ground.
Am I in lust or in Misery?
Whatever it is, that girl has it in for me.
Help Me, Help Me
YoSafBridge flies through my skies.
Yolanda’s plottin all through the night.
The job is lost, we’re compomised,
YoSafBridge has been played this time.
Help Me. Help Me