“Yo-Saf-Bridge”
(to the tune of “Rosanna” by Toto)
by Ying
All is fraud and ruse, you create another meaning for “cheating wife”
Yo-Saf-Bridge, Yo-Saf-Bridge
I tied the knot ’cause you gave me hooch and had me wear a tree, Yo-Saf-Bridge?
All is fraud and ruse, so articulate on needing your bridal night
Yo-Saf-Bridge, Yo-Saf-Bridge
The dirty-low-downest hoodwink for scoring my SereniTYYY!
CHORUS:
Sure ain’t a peer of that gun of Jayne’s, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Might be hot, but you’re more insane
Keep that mouth away, keep that mouth away, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Keep that mouth away, keep that mouth away, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
What a silly waste, him shaving off the chin-wig for his “blushing bride”
Yo-Saf-Bridge, Yo-Saf-Bridge
The dirty-low-downest prairie shrew whose head’s been bonnet-clad, Yo-Saf-Bridge
All is fraud for fellas, your vows are nothing other than some cons and lies
Yo-Saf-Bridge, Yo-Saf-Bridge
He tied the knot, you flew the coop then filched his artifact
CHORUS:
Oh wifey dear, knew I’d get betrayed, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Dumped me off in my nat’ral state
Beat your lousy game, beat your lousy game, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Beat your lousy game, beat your lousy game, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
INSTRUMENTAL
CHORUS:
Sure ain’t a peer of that gun of Jayne’s, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Might be hot, but you’re more insane
Keep that mouth away, keep that mouth away, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Keep that mouth away, keep that mouth away, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Keep that mouth away, keep that mouth away, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
Keep that mouth away, keep that mouth away, Yo-Saf-Bridge yeah
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From the creator:
“Thanks for putting on this contest. I hope I get extra points for using the canon spelling of Yo-Saf-Bridge.”