“Someday”
(to the tune of “One Way or Another” by Blondie)
by Ziv Gur-Arye
Someday in the future, I’m gonna rob ya,
I’m gonna loot ya loot ya loot ya loot ya
Someday in the future, I’m gonna trick ya
I’m gonna con ya, con ya, con ya, con ya
Someday in the future, I’m gonna school ya
I’m gonna fool ya, fool ya, fool ya, fool ya
Someday, maybe next week,
I’m gonna teach ya, I’m gonna teach ya, I’ll teach ya
I walk through the front door
All eyes on me they adore
I’ll slip out without being caught
Someday in the future, I’m gonna charm ya, I’m gonna win ya win ya win ya win ya
Someday in the future, I’m gonna use ya, I’ll use ya, I’ll use ya
Someday in the future, I’m gonna touch ya, I’m gonna kiss ya kiss ya kiss ya kiss ya
Someday, maybe next week, I will betray ya, I’ll fool ya, I’ll fool ya
One kiss, all your lights are out
I’ll sabotage your aircraft
Your last words will be oh cra*
Someday in the future, I’m gonna lure ya
I’m gonna let my dress slip
And one way or another
I will seduce ya, I will seduce ya, seduce ya
Someday in the future, I’m gonna loot ya,
I wanna trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya
Someday in the future, I’m gonna lose ya,
I’m gonna give you the slip
You reach for your gun, see now it is gone
Look it’s in my fist, got it when we kissed
Well this has been fun, sorry have to run
Worked just as I planned, be glad you’re aint dead
Cause someday in the future, I’m gonna con ya, I’m gonna rob ya, I’ll show ya
Someday in the future, I’m gonna con ya, I’m gonna rob ya, I’ll show ya
Someday in the future, I wanna kiss ya, I’ll kiss ya kiss ya kiss ya kiss ya
Someday in the future, I wanna kick ya, I’ll kick ya kick ya kick ya kick ya
Someday in the future, I wanna trick ya, I’ll trick ya trick ya trick ya trick ya
Someday in the future, I wanna fool ya, I’ll fool ya, I’ll fool ya fool ya fool ya fool ya
Someday in the future, I wanna loot ya, I’ll loot ya, I’ll loot ya loot ya loot ya loot ya
Someday….
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From the creator:
“‘Cause I liked how Veronica Mars sang it. Thought ol’ Saff could pull it off.”