“Somebody to Play”
(Sung to “Somebody” by Depeche Mode)
by J.M. Harmon
I want somebody to play
Play sick games with his life
Play the unlucky fool
With my feminine allure
Someone who captains a ship
That I’ll sell for scrap
And when I’m done
I’ll look back and laugh
If he tries to resist
Then I’ll softly speak
About how we’ve been married
And I’m a virgin
With my innocent smile
He will glance in my direction
I’ll heave my chest
And there’s really no protection
From my sweet seduction
Success is almost guaranteed
And at the end of the day
He will want to bed me.
Aaaahhh….
I want somebody to play
Very intimately
I’ll mess with his crew and
I’ll mess with his head
At night I’ll sneak to his bunk
And lock down all the rest
I will keep his bed warm
While fully undressed
I’m a coy nervous bride
Just wearing a sheet
I’ll slip so it can fall down
To my feet
It’s all just an act
I’ll move in slowly
And I’ll put my arms around
And kiss him tenderly
That good night kiss
Steals his ship
With a plan like this
I’ll get away with it
Aaaahhh…
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From the creator:
‘There’s nothing like a sappy love song about the ideal person one wants to meet. Except with a woman like Saffron, we aren’t exactly dealing with a lot of kittens and rainbows.”