“Mrs. Whatsyourname”
(sung to “Mrs. Robinson” by Simon and Garfunkel)
by J.M. Harmon
And here’s to you, Mrs. Whatsyourname
Bridget? Saffron? Will we ever know? (Wo wo wo)
Oh tell us please, Mrs. Whatsyourname
Now you’ve planned a heist or so you say
(Hey hey hey… hey hey hey)
Durran Haymer’s got a laser that you would love to steal
We’d like to help you take it off his hands
Fly a shuttle, there’s a landing on the southern side
Stroll around the grounds and break into his home
And here’s to you, Mrs. Whatsyourname
Bridget? Saffron? Will we ever know? (Wo wo wo)
Oh tell us please, Mrs. Whatsyourname
Now you’ve planned a heist or so you say
(Hey hey hey… hey hey hey)
This Lassiter is famous, one of two that are known
Find it in the parlor in a glass case
Ev’ry piece of pretty has a tag for the alarm
What you do, you’ve gotta chuck it in the bin
Coo coo ca-choo, Mrs. Whatsyourname
Bridget? Saffron? Will we ever know? (Wo wo wo)
Oh tell us please, Mrs. Whatsyourname
Now you’ve planned a heist or so you say
(Hey hey hey… hey hey hey)
Reprogram the garbage for a secret rendezvous
Here at Isis Canyon would be great
Maybe trust you, maybe not or
Maybe it’s a lie
Plus we know your partners tend to die
Where are your clothes, Captain Reynolds sir
That heartless girl has made a mark of you (Woo woo woo)
What’s that you say, Mrs. Whatsyourname
Locked you in the bin and flew away
(Hey hey hey… hey hey hey)
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From the creator:
“Here’s another. You know I had to. ;)”