“Lies & Pretend”
(to the tune of “Diamonds Are a Girl’s Best Friend”
by Ziv Gur-Arye
Some girls will step-all over your heart
And though you’d say it’s cruel
Honey I just-don’t give a crap
As long as my pockets are full
A kiss on the lips, will cause men falling
But lies would be a better plan
A kick may be quick, in case you’re hurrying
While the ship you have trapped, sent to dark on automat
Men get bore after you’ve scored
They will fall for your charms in the end
To Saffron or Bridget
Yolanda, they’ll lose it
Cause lies would always get your man
…Serenity… Lassiter…
Ask Haymer, Monty or Malcolm, they’ll tell you all about it!
There may come a time a girl needs some lovin’
To that I say: just lie girlfriend
To stay with a stiff, who has some money?
You may well think its nice
But there’s no price to own you, honey
Just start to lie when stakes are high
Trust me, its nice to pretend
It thrills to leave houses and have several spouses
Cause lying is your best option
When conned, you may think
“It’s so ironic”
Me? I’d see I got rough hand
And next time, with more luck and more plannin’
I will get the better end
That I promise you, my friend
Truth be told, to love and hold
Don’t get nearly as rushing as scams
So you better believe
You’ll enjoy to deceive
Cause lying…. lying….
And I do that very well
Lying… it’s fun to pretend
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From the creator:
“Hey, here’s another song I wrote for our glamour girl, based on women’s best friends.”