“I Love YoSaffBridge”
(to the tune of “I Love Rock N’ Roll” by J. Hooker and A. Merrill, popular cover by Joan Jett and the Blackhearts)
by J.M. Harmon
Kaylee’s the cutest girl with a hammer I’ve seen
Inara’s always hot when she’s on the screen
Zoe’s a bit too strong
River’s brain is gone
But the ‘Verse has a girl so wrong
She’s right for me, yeah me
Yeah I said she’s a girl so wrong
She’s right for me, yeah me, because
I love YoSaffBridge
I’m gonna get in line, be your husband, baby
I love YoSaffBridge
So won’tcha say good night and come kiss me
I know I must be Saffron’s biggest fan
Buy anything she’s in whenever I can
Got posters on my wall
I even made a doll
My Barbie was too small
It’s here with me, yeah me
Added more chest and all
It’s here with me, yeah me, because
I love YoSaffBridge
I’m gonna get in line, be your husband, baby
I love YoSaffBridge
So won’tcha say good night and come kiss me
One thing that Joss should know
She needs a spin-off show
Treat her just like Angel
It’s fine with me, yeah me
And I’d just love to see
My Saffron in her very own Big Damn Movie
because
I love YoSaffBridge
I’m gonna get in line, be your husband, baby
I love YoSaffBridge
So won’tcha say good night and come kiss me