“Devil Woman”
(to the tune of “Witchy Woman” by The Eagles)
by Kara Clark
Crimson hair and deadly lips,
Sin in the curve of her hips.
Just listen to her plan,
She’s a vixen virgin with a foolproof scam.
Mmm, hmm, devil woman, see how fast they fall.
Mmm, hmm, devil woman, she’ll make you risk it all.
Even our Mal believed her lie,
With Bible quotes and a downcast eye.
Another husband, another moon,
Driving men to madness,
And leaving so soon.
Mmm, hmm, devil woman, see how fast they fall.
Mmm, hmm, devil woman, she’ll make you risk it all.
Well, I know it’s dangerous, but
I like her Earth That Was. She’s fire and
I want to get burned.
She’s fast talk with a lot of wiggle
In her walk.
Oh, it might not last, Saffron and I,
But it’d be worth the price.
Mmm, hmm, devil woman, see how fast they fall.
Mmm, hmm, devil woman, she’ll make you risk it all.
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From the creator:
“Been a fan since the original airings, and happily part of the crazy folks that have gone to Vegas for a Casino Job, and a Sindig, respectively. Going to branch out and make it to Dragon*Con this year. Will be my first Con, I can’t wait. Incidentally, I am costuming as YoSaffBrige…”
Yay, Kara! (Not Kari, btw.) Great job!