Making the Great Outdoors even greater

There's something special about sex out-of-doors. Whether it's an act of mystical sensuality under the stars in the middle of a vast sylvan wilderness or a quick boink in the back of a crowded subway car, outdoor lovin' can add a special excitement to the old in-out in-out. But, I beg you, please observe some [...]

Give to Me Large Kiss

The time has come, the walrus said, to honor your love and cherish your lover. More than usual, I mean. Valentine's Day was dropped down to us from the Roman's feast of Lupercalia, later named for a Christian priest named Valentine who continued to secretly officiate at Roman soldier weddings despite Claudius II's decree against [...]

Tools of the trade

How many times has this happened to you? There you are, hammering away at your latest erotic masterpiece, when suddenly you cannot go on without the perfect phrase to precisely describe what a three-quarters-erect uncut penis feels like through moistened silk. This is not the sort of thing that thesaurus.com is designed for, and the [...]

Why I don't go to orgies

Is there anything as heartwarming as a loving orgy? Multitudes of friends or intimate strangers, touching and loving and kissing and biting and thrusting and… well, you get the picture. A panorama of unqualified love and acceptance, a vista of exploration and discovery. But, while I approve in the abstract, and I have nothing but [...]

Terms of Endearment

Given the likely readership of this blog, the following exchange is probably not unfamiliar: "Hi, glad you could make it. I'm Katherine, and this is my partner, Kimberly." "Hi, thanks for inviting me. So, you're partners? Law firm?" "Um, no, just partners. You know, companions." "Chums?" "Sort of. Girlfriends." "Oh, hey! 'You go, girlfriend', huh? [...]

Stealth Playin'

Ah, Mother's Day. I'm sure that all of you spent yesterday honoring (and possibly creating more) mothers. The mothers that borne you, the mothers that raised you. The mothers that burst in on you and your blossoming love life at every opportunity. I miss those days. It lent an exciting twist to the act when [...]