Be a proud member of the armed forces and serve the Alliance! Might want to avoid any little girls with dripping axes, though.
New at The Prop Store of London – a nearly complete Alliance guard uniform, as seen in the last scenes of Serenity. You get “a purple jumpsuit that is lightly padded and has a patch on each arm, chest and back armour that has shoulder and upper arm armour attached to it and biker boots with knee armour attached to them.” No helmet, no weaponry. But hey, who needs a helmet to impress the ladies, am I right?