I understand, you really, really wanted one of AbbyShot’s amazing Jayne hoodies but you’re fiercely loyal to ThinkGeek and purchase for yourself only what xcan be found within its many, many pages.
Well, worry no longer! Now you can buy the Jayne hoodie at the very same place you get your LED toys and your rubber duck flash drives.
When you’re on the edge of the ‘verse, you need a comfy hoodie to keep you warm on your travels. Now we know that anyone who’s a Jayne fan already has The Hat. So we picked up this cunning variation from a trader in one of the mining colonies. (Don’t worry. We checked the shipment to be sure it was free from Bowden’s Malady and also from the Alliance’s imprint.)
This full-zip red sweatshirt features ribbed cuffs and bottom and a drawstring neck. The hood has the signature yellow and orange stripes in the appropriate spots and the pom-pom of Jayne’s hat. The hoodie design doesn’t really lend itself to earflaps, so they’re represented by the red bottom stripe on the hood that bleeds down to fill the red body of the hoodie. The pockets on the front allow for smuggling of black market beagles (puppies, preferably). The left shoulder includes the design of of Jayne’s dragon tattoo outlined in black, as if you’ve gone for your first sitting but haven’t accrued enough credits to get it filled in yet.
Note: The pom-pom on the hoodie is attached with a safety pin; this is intentional. Some customers do not want to wear the pom-pom all the time. Also, when washing the hoodie we recommend that customers remove the pom-pom. Of course, customers can attach the pom-pom permanently if they so desire. We here at ThinkGeek recommend a small (but strong) magnet for semi-permanent installation.
Some of the sizes aren’t in stock yet but they’re coming soon. Think Geek! Some of us do little else.
Edited to add the link, now slinking away blushing…
Where’s the link for this?
http://www.thinkgeek.com/apparel/hoodies/af2a/